My products are guaranteed to give you 100% satisfaction in every way. You can shop with confidence at Loc•cessories and return anything purchased from me if it proves otherwise. I do not want you to have any of my products if they do not meet your expectations.
I don’t play games with all that “return authorization” or “restocking fee” nonsense either. You must be absolutely delighted with the value you get from my products or I wouldn’t feel right keeping your money.
Granted, I may ask a few questions, but that’s only so that I can make your next shopping experience with Loc•cessories even better. So shop with confidence, and rest assured you can always receive a complete and prompt refund.